Bruno
Minions R Us
2300 Briar Rd.
Top Secret, USA
To Whom It May Concern:
I am writing to inquire about your need for supplementary staff. As an ambitious global network with goals of world domination, I am sure you would agree on the difficulty of finding quality minions. Have no fear, Minions R Us is here!
Our company's mission is to provide enterprising go-getters like you with the highest quality temporary, permanent, and dispensable staff. Our vast catalogue of minions includes many levels of brains and brawn, all available at wholesale rates.
I have enclosed a sample catalogue to illustrate the quality and variety of minions you can purchase or rent. If you have any questions at all, please do not hesitate to call at ###-####, extension 56.
Sincerely,
Bruno
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3 comments:
I don't want to grow up, I'm a grunts-r-us kid.
*laughs*
How do I know they will be quality minions with no loyalty issues? Can I be guaranteed that no minion provided will be a mole from either a rival or a world superpower? Sounds risky to me.
I'm gonna sing the Doom song.
o/'Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom. Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom doooooooommm.
Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom. Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom dooooooooommmm.
Da da doom da doom. Da da doom da de. Doom doom doom da tee hee hee.
Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom. Doom doom doomity doom. Doom doom doom da doomity doom doom dooooooommmm.
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