Organization System

Note to Staff: To begin organizing correspondence, we will begin sorting all mail into the following categories:

Fan Letters
Requests For Information
Alliance Proposals
Junk Mail
Invoices/Bills
Government Correspondences
Death Threats
All Other Types of Threats
Catalogues

Additional categories to be added as needed.

Germany

Note to staff: Someone needs to sign for this shipment of eight hundred violin cases. It's been blocking the hall for like a week. The guy with the clipboard looks like he's running out of change for the vending machines.

Enter the Mailbox

After my great success in returning the over-large minions to their proper sizes, Iron John has assigned me the task of setting up a system of sorting the various forms of mail that come into the bunker daily. Since the minion previously in charge of the mail room had that unfortunate accident a number of weeks ago, the sorting is a bit behind.

I've asked a few members of the bunker staff to help me get the mail room up and running smoothly once again. I'm confident that between us, we'll have things ship shape in no time at all.