Arson Alert

After my last phone call with Evie, it has come to my attention that the recent fire issues may in fact be more than accidental.

I'd like to ask everyone to keep an eye out for any suspicious activities that might indicate suspicious activities. Make sure to take special notice of anyone stockpiling more flammable materials than usual.

Please report any findings directly to Captain Gin, who has agreed to help head this investigation.

Battery Dying

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Rescue Mission Memo

Attention all available minions. It has come to our attention that GIR is being held by The Amazing Steve, and after much conferring and heated argument, it has been decided that a rescue will be launched.

If you are available to be part of this mission, please notify Captain Gin, who will be organizing things. The mission is scheduled to take place at the end of the week.

SOS

Guys?

Guys?

I hope I accessed the right line.

Steve's not so amazing after all. He said we were going to go see a live taping of The Scary Monkey Show. But we didn't. He just locked me in the attic with a bag of stale Doritos. Not even nacho cheese Doritos.

Can somebody let me out?

Going With Steve

Everybody in the bunker is mad at me. On my way out the door, I ran into The Amazing Steve. He said I could go stay with him a while.

Would someone take care of Evie for me?

Bye.

Your loving friend,

GIR

From: The Amazing Steve

I'm in the Bunker.
You don't know where.
Everyone should stop and stare.

I'm in the Bunker,
Teedle-dee, teedle woo
Iron John...whatcha gonna do?

Vive la Steve!

(I found this tucked under your office door while you were away...He's an obnoxious little guy, ain't he?)

Girl Scout Cookies

Thin mints are out.

Shortbreads are in.

Lemon and peanut butter are apparently out as well. Which really gets my goat.