Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Organization System

Note to Staff: To begin organizing correspondence, we will begin sorting all mail into the following categories:

Fan Letters
Requests For Information
Alliance Proposals
Junk Mail
Invoices/Bills
Government Correspondences
Death Threats
All Other Types of Threats
Catalogues

Additional categories to be added as needed.

4 comments:

Bloodthirsty Teddy said...

Glad to hear that, 'cause somebody just dropped off all these body bags. I don't know what's in 'em, but they squeak when I sit on them. Not the rest of the time though.

Dr. Foxtrot said...

Ah, let's see. Depending on the specifics, we either need to create a new category of "Biohazard" or put them under "Junk Mail."

Debbie said...

What about the fan letters with alliance proposals?

Maybe they were just proposals.

Almighty Tallest is a chick magnet. Not like me. Sometimes my body just gets magnetized.

Big jewelry hurts!

Dr. Foxtrot said...

Any correspondence that fits into more than one category should be filed under the one that is most relevant. In this case, put them in the "alliance proposals" category.